Why Quarterbacks need to keep their names short......
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Some Recent Jinx Ideas: name = John M jinx = Ruin Romo: signs that say that he has to hold for the extra points name = Mike D jinx = Eli Manning: Loved your new watch commercial. The theme is that you are unstoppable. That is true. Your interceptions are unstoppable. name = Mike D jinx = Bill Belichik The Test Begins now! Mr. Belichik. Keep Your Eyes On Your Own Paper! name = Sara jinx = Exterminate Eli - Peyton Manning - "Dad Always Liked Me Best!" name = Paul jinx = Nick Lachey mask's at the next Cowboy 's game!Get Tony and Jessica at the same time! name = ABE K jinx = FOR THE NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME BETWEEN THE PACKERS VS COWBOYS IN DALLAS. EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE OR BE EATING MELTED CHEESE AND NACHOS!!!!! SO HAVE SIGNS SAYING THIS. name = Bill a. jinx = Picture of l. tomlinson on a towel crying when the chargers were stopped last year in the playoffs like they will be stopped again (should'nt have traded Drew Brees away so quickly)and hiring Norv Turner, Crikey !!! name = Trinity L jinx = Eliminate Eli: Snag a picture of Archie & Peyton Manning side by side. Put Archie in a #1 Dad t-shirt and Peyton in a #1 Son t-shirt. Make banners to hang at the Giants games. name = Al S jinx = Kimo Carson: Mask of Kimo Von Oelhoffen name = John M jinx = Ruin Romo: signs that say that he has to hold for the extra points name = Kevin G jinx = FROZEN FAVRE: FROZEN FAVRE BLITZSICLES COURTESY OF DA BEARS!!!!!!!!! name = Mike S jinx = Kill Kitna: Hold up a sign that says, where our the 10 wins you promised name = scotty E jinx = For TO start handing out burnt popcorn name = John B jinx = Hurt Harrington: Mask of Bobby Petrino name = Freddy S jinx = HOCUS! POCUS! JESSICA SIMPSON, CAUSE TONY TO LOOSE FOCUS! name = Tim M jinx = Forget Favre Wear a moldy cheese head becuase Bretts gettin old. name = James W jinx = How about get pics of Jessica's ex for the guys and they can sit next to the Jessica's... that way ol' Romo get jealous seeing Jessica and he ex together. name = P A jinx = Energy crisis to hit SD Chargers. Merriman pulls the plug(light's out) get it? name = matt h jinx = Pay a sound man at the stadium to play her cds really loud every where in the stadium especially in the locker room and at halftime. He will be sure to have them stuck in his head! name = Tim F jinx = Stop the Browns Pictures of Fat Albert posted with the motto "Hey, Hey, Hey, Gonna have a good time!" name = pete jinx = How in the hell can D.C. fans come up with a jinx? they will be lucky if they aren't watching the playoffs on the N.F.L. network!------lmao jinx = Well I don't really think this needs to be done but maybe you could make a pic of hilary clinton so I can download it for the skins vs cowboys game! She has more of a chance of becoming president than the skins have of winning next weeks game!!!!!!!---------lmao Travis W jinx = Hassel Matt: If Seahawks play Packers in Postseason get a poster of Al Harris because he was the one that intercepted Matt for the winning TD in that playoff game a few years ago. Oh and Al has 4 of his 19 career int's off Matt name = Regina jinx = mask of bradys sons mother..."im gonna take all your money" name = Angela jinx = You people have taken this to a whole new level..you have to try and cheat and distract the players in order for your pussy teams to win?? that's so pathetic and I'll be laughing at every single one of you when your team loses anyways...we beat carolina and jessica was in the stands so what good is this doing you? name = Travis W jinx = Beat Brady: Get a poster of Mike Nolan cause Brady wasn't the only person in the NFL voted on Esquires top 50 best dressed men in the world. name = Rogg jinx = How about Roy Williams' head on a horse's body??....after all....he made it famous. name = Kara jinx = Tick Off T.O, name = Zach jinx = Confuse Kyle: Greet Kyle Orton with a crowd full of Jack Daniels masks. name = Mike C. jinx = Get Garcia-- Pictures of his wife Carmella Descare from playboy being held up all around the arena for the TB vs NYG playoff game... name = mike flyte jinx = psych out ben:poster of a wrecked motorcycle name = Jeff Sturm name = mando jinx = where nick lachey masks and maybe romo will get jealous and try and beat them up name = David Paul jinx = I think you should hold a Jessica Simpson look-a-like contest and then send her to games Romo is at. You could hold a contest for each game and airfare. Seeing a lookalike at the game would just be unbelievable funny. name = Jay jinx = Beat Bill Belichick: Coach Belichick's face on the Tin Man's body because he has no heart. name = pete jinx = come up with a picture of a Pennsylvannia motorcycle operators licence for big ben. name = Patrick M jinx = Choke Cleveland: Oh wait, they can do that all by themselves name = dave jinx = challenge carson with a picture of t.j. and chad tugging over 1 football name = Mike D jinx = For Bill Belicheck: Poster of Bill Bilicheck in a jailbird suit for stealing plays from the opposing team. - James R. Jessica wasnt Romo's first distraction. It was Kerry Underwood. Then Britney Spears. Bring the Ex's back in the picture and get both Romo and Jessica distracted. Maybe a bald Britney mask or a Underwood mask. - Dustin Beat Brady: Mask of Leoardo DiCaprio -Tom C Piss off Peyton: Mask of Tom Brady -John J Berate Ben – Poster of Big Mug of Beer with “drink like a champion” - Matt L Eliminate Eli - Peyton Manning “Big Brother is watching you… - Jenny Get Garcia: A Big Application for new job. - Billy W Hassel Matt: Mask of Brett Favre - Kent L |
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