I’ve always felt that the worst Superbowl ever was the match up between the NY Giants and the Baltimore Ravens, but I think this one’s got it beat. Does anyone want to watch New England celebrate?

Remember how we all couldn’t wait for a team to go undefeated, just so we could shut up those stupid ’72 Dolphins? Well, be careful what you wish for. Cause we just got stuck with one of the least likeable teams ever to take their place. From a cheating coach to a Hollywood quarterback, this team really does make you want to puke.

It’s like high school all over again, where the rest of us are stuck watching the guys we hate the most celebrating their greatest victory ever. We’re all hoping the Giants will shut them up. Sort of. Is Eli Manning really that great of a guy? Remember how he was too great for the Chargers? He’s since gone on to become one of the most mediocre quarterbacks of our time. Trent Dilfer’s got nothing on him.

This may be the first Superbowl I actually don’t bother to watch…

We have received literally thousands of emails from Cowboys fans telling us that jinxes are BS and they don’t work. Superstition isn’t real and we should stop wasting our time. The bottom line is, this jinx worked even faster than we thought it would.

Number One and Done, the cowboys went down in a sea of flames with the king of the chokers at the helm. For the second year in a row, Romo blew it. He’s got a monkey on his back the size of King Kong. And Jessica Simpson is the pretty blonde that Kong is holding on to. And he’s not letting go!

The Jessica jinx is real and we, along with thousands of fans, just proved it. If you’re a professional athlete, watch out. If we decide to target you and bring a jinx on you, you’re going down…

Dicks went limp across the nation Sunday as the San Diego Deadbolts once again made the Colts their whipping boys. The problem? The entire nation was pulling for the Colts because they were the only ones who stood a chance of beating the Patriots.

The Patriots are the most hated team in football for good reason. Their coach cheats. Their quarterback gets supermodels pregnant and then abandons them. Payton Manning, on the other hand, is America’s sweetheart. A good ol’ boy that represents the values that are cherished by the millions of people that live in a part of the country I hope I’ll never have to visit: the flyover states.

So now it’s up to Phillip Rivers to take down Mr. Hollywood. Does anyone think the Chargers are going to go into Foxborough and put up a fight? Of course not!

Now there truly is only one thing that can stop Brady and the Pats. The JinxTheJock Curse! Check it out and get involved!

Romo’s Record:

Without Jessica at the Game:
36 TD’s 19 INT 97.4 QB rating

With Jessica at the Game:
0 TD’s 3 interceptions, 22.2 quartback rating

Cowboys fans are nervous wrecks right now after watching the NY Giants completely destroy Tampa Bay (why didn’t Tampa onside kick with just over 3 minutes to play?) as the memory of last year continues to haunt them.

The only thing anyone in Dallas is thinking about right now is that botched snap and if that jinx of a girlfriend is going to be the cause of another disasterous finish.

Right now the Cowboys remind me of the Chargers of last year, a number one seed with the weight of the world on their shoulders. In other words, primed for a choke.  And with the Giants at 8 and 1 on the road, they are the last team anyone in the NFC wants to face right now.

Dallas Fans are sweating more bullets than were left behind on the grassy knoll…

I feel sorry for anyone who had to sit through that piece of crap game between the Seahawks and the Skins. Only one player showed up for the entire Washington team, and that was QB Todd Collins. And he ended up choking at the end and blowing the game.

But the real shock didn’t hit till I watched the Steelers/Jags game that followed. The level of play was so much higher than that of the NFC game, I had to wonder if ANY team in the NFC would have a chance against ANY AFC team. At this point, I think the lowest seeded AFC team could beat the highest seeded NFC team.  That’s right, the Titans could kick the Cowboys’ asses.

We all know that the winner of the Superbowl is a foregone conclusion, but it wouldn’t it make for an interesting playoffs if there was a somewhat formidable NFC contender? Right now, every NFC team looks like a lamb being led to its inevitable slaughter. It really doesn’t matter who goes first, they’re all dead in the end.

Curses don’t start out as curses. They start out as distractions, and then morph into jinxes. From the jinx phase, a team  has a short period of time to squash it before it becomes a full blown curse.

Jessica started out as a distraction. After Romo’s terrible game, she became a jinx. Even though he was able to win in Carolina with thousands of Jessica masks in the crowd, she’s a jinx until he wins the Superbowl. And if they don’t win the Superbowl, she will become a curse.

Fans from every team that will face Dallas in the playoffs are going to be bringing the Jessica masks. It’s only going to get bigger as we get deeper in the playoffs. I’m seeing it all coming to a boil at the Superbowl. Romo will look into the crowd and see a sea of Jessicas out there. And if they don’t win or if they get wiped out before they even get to the Superbowl, she’s going down in history. Dallas fans are nervous as hell and it’s showing in their emails. Let the curse unfold…

Can anything be lamer than another match-up between Hughes and St. Pierre? Does anyone care about this fight? Like most fans of the Ultimate Fighter, I couldn’t wait for the battle between Hughes and Serra. Before the show started, I was a Hughes fan. Soon into the season, however, I switched allegiance to Serra because Hughes came off as a major weirdo. Making his team take bible study before practice? And then walking around the gym insisting that he was “The Queen”. WTF?

Matt Serra, on the other hand, proved to be an excellent coach and funny, down to earth guy. I hope Serra kicks his ass in the spring, but to be honest, I think Hughes is going to take him. He’s bigger and stronger. If someone’s got a jinx idea for Hughes, let me know!

But there’s one thing no one ever touches on with regards to Matt Hughes: What the hell is going on with the dude’s hair?

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I figured it was about time that I address the rumors that Cowboys owner Jerry Jones is trying to buy the site in order to shut it down. I had a meeting with the Commish about it and we decided that we’re going to turn down any offer Jerry makes us.

I’d rather have the satisfaction of knowing that we’ve got his destiny in our hands and there’s nothing he can do about it.

I got a call this morning from a man claiming to be from the offices of Jerry Jones and I told him that the site was not for sale. Period.

I think one of the reasons why Jerry may be so afraid of the jinx is because we’ve actually affected the line for this weekend’s upcoming game. The Redskins are 9 and a half point favorites and many are attributing it to the impact the Jessica masks are going to have on the Cowboys. We’ll see…